My monkey and its spanking
I am in a quandary. I am searching for a word, and none feels appropriate. Tell me gentle reader, what is the best term to use for masturbation for a woman?
Masturbation. It just sounds so brutal and masculine. Other alternatives like "wank" and "jerk-off", are all so visual and indicative of the male act of self-pleasuring. Maybe it is the similar beginnings to both masturbate and masculine? Does this mean that I will be assuaged by coining a new term? Femturbation anyone? And frankly, I was never completely happy with She-Bop - maybe it is just the Cyndi Lauper association.
Of course, I suppose the question comes to mind - why the obsession with a word for, supposed, "female" masturbation? Did I mention that it has been over FIVE months since I have seen Bond? 'nuff said.