A million dollar vertical smile, n'est-ce pas?

It seems of late, by which I mean the past 48 hours, my finances have taken a definite shift towards a more grey-based hue. I would like to point out that it has not been by any sort of master-plan or ingenious design. But just sheer dumb luck. I will certainly not scorn this fantastic paradigm shift in my life - how often do good things just happen? But as a result, an acquaintance commented, "Lady Luck has come your way", and it made me ponder. If luck be a lady - does this mean I should become same-sex oriented to keep her around?