I have never been a fan of the personalised number plate on vehicles. The purpose of such a vanity device, as I can see it, is to either advertise that you are a wanker, or help you remember your own vehicle. Either way, it is not me. This morning, I saw one of the most pathetic licence plates that I have yet witnessed. The plate read "IAMLIZ". So not only, does this vehicle owner need reminding of "who" her car is - but also herself.