Is it a penis thing?
I bought a Fit Ball this morning. Not for any great fitness purpose, but I hypothesized that I could use my hours in front of the computer to tone something other than my fingers.
Embarrasingly, I have been unable to work out how to pump it up. A slew of university qualifications to my name, and I can't pump a damn piece of fitness equipment. I think all the various attachments are putting me off - it definitely requires a penis to work it out.