Sunday, May 15, 2005

Oh for Fuck's sake.....

So maybe some of you are wondering what happened with Fletch.

Well I confronted him online and said I didn't want to meet someone who uses such a cheesy photo as his own. Then I put up a warning in the "Women's Only" Messageboard section of the date site - so other women could be fore-armed with some knowledge. He got online via MSN, and then started saying that he had spoken to some "guys" about me..... and knew about my "weight problem" and my "drinking issues". He said he was prepared to overlook the "weight thing" since he liked "cuddly" women - oh gee - thanks for the display of generosity.

I shall have to remember him in my will - if the crane drivers can find it under my HUGE ass when they remove me via a hole in the roof.

2 comments:

Lee said...

I always thought you'd want to be launched into space and drift amoung the stars (cue hauntingly beautiful Mozart Requiem) - Hugs.

Cath said...

Thank you dearest.... and how did you know that Mozart's Requiem is my *all* time favourite... swoon....