Friday, July 20, 2007

I have a lovely pussy

I have been thinking a lot lately about sex. Precisely, will I ever have any sex ever again? Right now it feels like sex is a distant memory. But more importantly, I worry about the cat.

She has come into my life during an unprecedented period of un-shagging. Therefore, the bed, is her bed as well as mine. She has never had to share it with anyone other than me, and in all likelihood, will not enjoy a stranger in the bed. Frankly, I wonder sometimes if I will cope having to share a bed again. I quite like being able to spread out, should I want to. I like not having someone get shitty at me for having the bedside light on, so I can read for as long as I desire. I don't look forward to someone waking me with their snoring, or them hogging the sheets/blanket. I don't like heat, so you can imagine how much I fear having a bit sweaty man in bed with me.

I think the cat will be traumatised if I am trying to have wild and outrageous sex, while she is in the room, let alone the bed. Locking her out of the bedroom is not an easy task either. She has a tendency to avoid being locked anywhere, and will attempt to claw her way out - even if it is through solid walls.

While there is no shagging prospect around, it is a moot point. But then again, am I avoiding shagging for fear of the cat's reaction?

4 comments:

coffeesnob said...

you could compromise by dropping the "wild and outrageous" sex for sedate, functional, safety-first, no-laughing, german-style sex. ja?

Kelly said...

eww! No compromise! Not worth it. Offend that kitty!

my dog is all whiny when Im 'in the throws' it is annoying... but I block it out.

a giRL liKe mE said...

The bonus is when you can't have sex, you really really want it and get extremely horny.

Obviously a bit of a vicious circle if there's no means of getting any.

Are there no men in your town?
Lol x

kiki said...

i took a double or maybe even triple take on the title.

woah.

the cat is an animal - an outside animal - that will just have to learn cath.